Aftertiming TV emailer under the impression we care about his super human rampage winning spree. Gareth Timms frequently emails a racing television program about his super...
Man escapes credit bookmaker by free running building tops disguised in grandmother’s Church costume and wig. After owing a whopping 25 thousand pounds, Bill Hardone gave...
Punter trapped in Gravesend betting shop after falling asleep on sh*tter. There’s nothing like spending an hour down the betting shop, doing a monkey on Luck...
Punter smashes home up with sledge hammer after just four races The defeat of French ‘good things’ has made recreational gambler Gareth Timms trash his kitchen,...
Man who used souped up mobility scooter to ‘battering ram’ racecourse bookmaker walks free. Using his mobility scooter as a battering ram, Tarquin Bibby, 89, drove...
Mugbet kindly donates wheelie bin to punter they made homeless. Punter Gareth Timms, who was made homeless by Mugbet’s endless false favourites, rubbish offers, and rigged...
Bookmakers brand new 'Punter of the Year' initiative - to recognise the best gambler in a calendar year - 'obscene’ in furious rant. Bookmakers, racecourses, and...
Community activists launch campaign to help shed-dwelling gambler who downsized 16 times and now lives in abandoned riverside chalet Measures are underway to find better accommodation...
A man who played roulette and blew £90 in 16 minutes wants his money back Office worker Gareth Timms, 26, blew his hard-earned £90 trying to...
Insiders confirm North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un fell into a coma moments after Seamus Heffernan’s Super Sunday 5000/1 Naas...
Awkward b*stard outdoes himself calling 7 false starts in 2-mile hurdle. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without...
Man who told betting shop he won millions on photo finishes with psychic abilities, definitely full of sh*t. Unemployed betting...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
New rules mean only bellends can apply for jobs as stewards. Stewards at Scutter Park are the first racecourse in...
Gravesend betting shop pelted with cow pats then burned to the ground by vegan protestoers after ‘Free hamburger with every bet’ giveaway...
Bookies ban punter stealing betting slips to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a good...
Legendary city of Atlantis housed beautiful racecourse where all favs won, so bookmakers blew it up to make way for...
Failed dope test reveals horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks Trainer Alf Archer has been charged by Scutter Park stewards...
‘DB Cooper cleaned up at Sittingbourne dogs so I pushed him out of plane’, says bookmaker. The 45-year-old mystery of...
