Plan to replace whip with kazoos thwarted as horses lose their sh*t. Horses have scuppered the latest incentive to replace whips with air horn canisters, kazoos...
Stallion wanting some shut eye tells yard tour visitors to ‘piss off’ Leading sire Jimmy Jumpsuit told a guided tour "F*ck off the lot of...
Betting on losers is hard and sometimes tests your faith, so I decided to sit in the middle of town and listen to the fanatical street...
Horses can now run at Mac 1.6 thanks to reinforced steel headgear that 'gees' them up with Thrash Metal Scientists have created new headgear that can...
Follow the terrible week of South Africa's worst ever betting tipster, Edwin 'Odds Wanker' Gonzo - whose terrible bets advised this week's include last-placed second favourites...
Stewards' confirm 'explanation noted’ secret code for ‘lying tw*t'’. Popular racing steward, Keith Vim gave an insight into the stewarding when he reveal Explanation noted is...
Only Area 51 guards, aliens living on the complex and bookmakers will be privy to the hushed-up UK 'training races'.
"Racegoers throwing up and taking their clothes off; trainers threatening us with the sack if we lose and jockeys making daft noises during a race -...
Blind racegoers see horses in giant jousting costumes. The Committee for Gambling (CfG) says UK thoroughbred racing should cater for short-sighted race goers by making horses...