Aftertiming TV emailer under the impression we care about his super human rampage winning spree. Gareth Timms frequently emails a racing television program about his super...
Man escapes credit bookmaker by free running building tops disguised in grandmother’s Church costume and wig. After owing a whopping 25 thousand pounds, Bill Hardone gave...
‘So long suckers!’ shouts judge who landed monster bet then fled racecourse in sports car. Judge Maxwell Benson mysteriously took 37 minutes to decide a photo...
Study shows bookmakers are humanoid race composed of liquid mercury and non-terrestrial ‘alien metals’. New research has found that bookmakers are an advanced, extra-terrestrial, humanoid...
With lockdown causing his income to drop, Twitter tipster Gareth Timms now believes he is the dog’s b*llocks on international racing. Timms said: “It’s easy: harness...
Nectar ‘millionaire’ bet with supermarket loyalty points after running out of cash. Gareth Timms blew all his cash betting on Will Rogers Downs and Gulfstream during...
Budgie fuming after owner lines cage with old Racing Post Budgie, Gareth Timms, was fuming after his owner ran out of sandpaper sheets and lined his...
Get in your gardens and clap, bookmakers tell racing industry. As the racing world sinks slowly into oblivion with thousands fearing job losses due to the...
Mugbet kindly donates wheelie bin to punter they made homeless. Punter Gareth Timms, who was made homeless by Mugbet’s endless false favourites, rubbish offers, and rigged...
Community activists launch campaign to help shed-dwelling gambler who downsized 16 times and now lives in abandoned riverside chalet Measures are underway to find better accommodation...