Spooks praise bookmakers who know about every horse in every yard before anyone else Intelligence officers at MI5 and MI6 have praised bookmakers for training them...
Shocking discovery shows Virtual Racing results determined by man captured in 2003 and forced to press buttons all day in giant chemical toilet somewhere in North...
Pensioner receives good duffing up for winning £21.50 Betting giant Mugbet sent henchmen round to a pensioner's home address after he won £21.50 on a bet....
‘So long suckers!’ shouts judge who landed monster bet then fled racecourse in sports car. Judge Maxwell Benson mysteriously took 37 minutes to decide a photo...
Pundits’ brains zapped with electricity to talk b*llocks all day New research shows that pundits’ brains are actually blasted with hundreds of millions of volts in...
‘Please keep losing money’, bookmaker pleads amid coronavirus lockdown. Betting giant Mugbet has asked customers nicely if they continue to lose cash during the coronavirus lockdown....
Mugbet kindly donates wheelie bin to punter they made homeless. Punter Gareth Timms, who was made homeless by Mugbet’s endless false favourites, rubbish offers, and rigged...
Shocked locals witness jockeys pelted with horse MANURE in sick Betting Ambassador initiation. Jockeys Alf Archer and Tarquin Bibby were admitted as Mugbet’s new betting ambassadors after...
Horses can now run at Mac 1.6 thanks to reinforced steel headgear that 'gees' them up with Thrash Metal Scientists have created new headgear that can...
New device lets bookies control jockeys’ brain by twiddling Blaupunt FM car stereo knob. Bookmakers can now control jockeys' brains by pressing a few buttons on...
Gravesend betting shop pelted with cow pats then burned to the ground by vegan protestoers after ‘Free hamburger with every bet’ giveaway...
Bookies ban punter stealing betting slips to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a good...
Legendary city of Atlantis housed beautiful racecourse where all favs won, so bookmakers blew it up to make way for...
Failed dope test reveals horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks Trainer Alf Archer has been charged by Scutter Park stewards...
‘DB Cooper cleaned up at Sittingbourne dogs so I pushed him out of plane’, says bookmaker. The 45-year-old mystery of...
Bookmakers need reclassifying as new species after latest research shows layers share 97% of their genetic material with FRILLED LIZARDS....
NOT being brutally murdered ‘a result’ thinks fake tipster. Self-styled betting ‘guru’ Benji Kirshtort, 46, thinks that NOT being lynched...
Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after protestors accidentally blow up betting shop with rocket launcher Betting giant Mugbet breathed a sigh...
Betting giant hits out at ‘Class 1 rubbish’ where everyone is trying Betting giant Mugbet has hit out at the...
Horse says jockey ‘full of sh*t’ after rider claims swerving into rivals was ‘horse’s fault’. Racehorse Jimmy Jumpsuit has hit...
