‘Betting ambassador initiation got a bit out of hand’ say bookmaking chiefs who pelted naked pro jockeys with horse MANURE. Jockeys Alf Archer and Tarquin Bibby...
Scientists have created new headgear that ‘gees-up’ horses with Thrash Metal to run at supersonic speeds. New headgear can make horses gallop fast enough to break...
Scientists have developed a device that controls jockeys’ brain cells via a car stereo knob The wireless ‘Stereo Mind Patch’ allows a bookmaker to take control...
A failed gambler who played ‘punishment roulette’ with his bookmaker has walked free from court
Missing for three days, St Bernard Gareth Timms’ time-stamp machine was found in a ditch
Bookmakers shoot down in-running drones with rocket launchers
Bookmaker setting up on Mars ‘Ready for Red Planet losers’
A budgie was fuming after his owner lined his cage with an old Racing Post Budgie, Gareth Timms was fuming after his owner ran out of...
Professional Layabout Ricky Tibbs gives practical advice for how to deal with losing runs. A lot of you have written in asking me how to deal...
Bookmaker Mugbet clobbered a pensioner for winning £21.50 on an 11-4 win single Hailed as ‘sharp, shrewd and righteous’, bookmaker Mugbet clobbered pensioner Burt Jackson for...
Regulator says bookmakers who indulge in ‘made-up’ gambles will get a €20 fine and told to ‘stop it’ The gambling...
Mugbet has kindly donated a wheelie bin to a punter they made homeless. Punter Gareth Timms, who was made homeless...
‘Betting ambassador initiation got a bit out of hand’ say bookmaking chiefs who pelted naked pro jockeys with horse MANURE....
Furious betting chiefs pulled the plug on racing last night after Scutter Park’s power failure left bookmaker logos unilluminated. Betting...
Millicent Archer will divorce her husband trainer Alf unless he refuses to sleep in bed sheets covered in Mugbet betting...
Mugbet blasts ‘old git’ who backed first ever winner by filling in quickslip wrong. Burt Jackson, 100, has annoyed the...
New discovery shows psychotic Biblical killer King Herod was in fact a bookmaker. New evidence unearthed by archaeologists at Scutter...
Instead of losing on beaten favourites, Boxing Day punters can pay trainers direct by chucking cash in a bucket. Trainers...
Bookmaking giant Mugbet has sacked TV pundit Gareth Timms for tipping TWO winners. 49-year-old horse racing pundit Gareth Timms was...
The BHA has recommended other industries follow suit on their policy of men waving flags at each other. Despite the...
