Interviewer gobsmacked as trainer dodges 114 questions then slips up over 'what did you have for breakfast?' Trainer Alf Archer, who normally flinches at the sight...
Study shows bookmakers are humanoid race composed of liquid mercury and non-terrestrial ‘alien metals’. New research has found that bookmakers are an advanced, extra-terrestrial, humanoid...
With lockdown causing his income to drop, Twitter tipster Gareth Timms now believes he is the dog’s b*llocks on international racing. Timms said: “It’s easy: harness...
Bookie breaks restraining order by targeting problem gambler from garden shed. Bookmaker Keith Vim broke a restraining order after spending 10 days hiding in a self-excluded...
Jockey optimistic of first win since apprenticeship started in 1987. Budding apprentice, Gareth Timms, is optimistic he will ride a winner one day, despite being the...
Owner sobs after taking ‘30-day cool off’ then watches ‘bet of a lifetime’ win by 50 lengths. Sobbing as he watched first time out 2-year old...
Nectar ‘millionaire’ bet with supermarket loyalty points after running out of cash. Gareth Timms blew all his cash betting on Will Rogers Downs and Gulfstream during...
