Stallion Jimmy Jumpsuit has told a bunch of visitors to ‘piss off’. Arguably the world’s greatest racehorse, Jimmy Jumpsuit was not feeling up to visitors after...
Horse racing pundits’ brains are zapped with electricity to make them talk b*llocks all day, it has emerged. Bookmakers zap pundits’ brains via implanted electrical circuitry...
Trainers in the pay of bookmakers are feeling anxious about new compulsory period costumes. The move to make Victorian, Regency or Late-Georgian period costumes mandatory has...
New Pawnbroker Bookies are allowing punters cashless betting for the very first time. With any material goods as a form of currency, the new Cashless Bookies...
Virtual racing results are actually determined by a man captured in 2003 and forced to press buttons all day in a floating booth in the North...
A new rule to replace whips with kazoos has seen racehorses go into meltdown. Despite the latest incentive to replace whips with air horn canisters, kazoos...
A bookmaker refuses to pay out a customer after 19 years of waiting Punter Gareth Timms has waited 19 years to collect his £50 bet on...
William Hill pundit celebrations after a race are definitely a good thing, a total idiot thinks William Hill TV pundits punching the air, brushing fluff off...
Shelley Craps, a racegoer having her first trip to Ascot, was reprimanded by a bowler-hatted steward for enjoying herself Excited as the horses ran past, bowler-hatted...
Racing authorities have banned all facial hair for professional riders after popular jockey Alf Archer got his beard trapped in the starting stalls. While it has...
Furious betting chiefs pulled the plug on racing last night after Scutter Park’s power failure left bookmaker logos unilluminated. Betting...
Millicent Archer will divorce her husband trainer Alf unless he refuses to sleep in bed sheets covered in Mugbet betting...
Mugbet blasts ‘old git’ who backed first ever winner by filling in quickslip wrong. Burt Jackson, 100, has annoyed the...
New discovery shows psychotic Biblical killer King Herod was in fact a bookmaker. New evidence unearthed by archaeologists at Scutter...
Instead of losing on beaten favourites, Boxing Day punters can pay trainers direct by chucking cash in a bucket. Trainers...
Bookmaking giant Mugbet has sacked TV pundit Gareth Timms for tipping TWO winners. 49-year-old horse racing pundit Gareth Timms was...
The BHA has recommended other industries follow suit on their policy of men waving flags at each other. Despite the...
Trainer and jockey caught with their bookmaker boss in steamy sex romp in back of HORSE BOX. A bookmaker whipped...
With an IQ of 160, race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit is officially brainier than his jockey and trainer combined The exclusive...
Bullsh*t warnings on trainers’ and jockeys’ betting blogs – such as ‘damage to finance’ and ‘may contain BS’ – do...
