Shelley Craps, a racegoer having her first trip to Ascot, was reprimanded by a bowler-hatted steward for enjoying herself Excited as the horses ran past, bowler-hatted...
Racing authorities have banned all facial hair for professional riders after popular jockey Alf Archer got his beard trapped in the starting stalls. While it has...
‘Winning money on horses is easy’ a total romancer has claimed. Romancer Gareth Timms, 41, from Hertfordshire says winning money is so easy that he can...
A depressed thoroughbred racehorse is making his trainer question his future position. Gareth Beak asked himself the question whether there’s any point carrying on as a...
A new gambling service ‘Bet-Less’ aims to remove all the suffering, hassle and torment out of losing money by never, ever placing a bet ‘Bet-Less’, allows...
A survey conducted by the Committee for Gambling shows bookmakers possess all kinds of human traits. Gardening, watching television and emptying the bins are among the...
A bookmaker representative told TV viewers that layers could face ‘extinction’ if Jimmy Jumpsuit – a ‘really well backed’ horse – won. Contrary to any facts,...
French horse racing authorities are absolutely delighted with the British winning all their best Group 1 prizes. The French are delighted for the British and Irish...
A Lincolnshire betting shop was obliterated by a chimp early yesterday morning. Situated just outside the Lincoln zoo gates, the betting shop was completely obliterated by...
A man scooped the jackpot after putting cheese slices in a roulette machine in Barking. Trying all afternoon to hit the roulette jackpot, Gareth Timms, 29,...
With an IQ of 160, race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit is officially brainier than his jockey and trainer combined The exclusive...
Bullsh*t warnings on trainers’ and jockeys’ betting blogs – such as ‘damage to finance’ and ‘may contain BS’ – do...
Do you go on more romantic dinner dates with your bookie than your wife? Sounds like you could be in...
Tourists have flocked to hear a new Dawn Chorus – the warbling bullshit of racing pundits The ‘Dawn Chorus’...
France’s first bookmaker was guillotined on this day in 1794 for his barbaric treatment of peasants The 21st November 1794...
Bookmakers have branded a new ‘Punter of the Year‘ initiative – to recognise the best gambler in a calendar year...
Betting on losers is hard and sometimes tests your faith, so I decided to sit in the middle of town...
Scutter Park’s general manager has blasted calls to abandon the waterlogged meeting as ‘wimpish bullsh*t’ While basking sharks are swimming...
Scientists have created new headgear that ‘gees-up’ horses with Thrash Metal to run at supersonic speeds. New headgear can make...
Scientists have developed a device that controls jockeys’ brain cells via a car stereo knob The wireless ‘Stereo Mind Patch’...
