26-stone jumps trainer Alf Archer is optimistic of a good year despite jogging past his horses in their morning gallop The cheerful trainer outran his horses...
Plebs will wear smocks and sandals at all UK racecourses in a new relaxed dress code A new relaxed dress code will allow pleb race goers...
Race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit has concluded that humans are ‘f*cking stupid’ Jimmy Jumpsuit, a 5yo bay gelding horse said: “Humans are stupid and angry.” “I’ve watched...
A man who played roulette and blew £90 in 16 minutes wants his money back Office worker Gareth Timms, 26, blew his hard-earned £90 trying to...
Jockey Alf Archer was sacked for not swerving into other riders, it has emerged. Finishing second, popular jockey Alf Archer was sacked as retained rider to...
Bookmaker setting up on Mars ‘Ready for Red Planet losers’
A budgie was fuming after his owner lined his cage with an old Racing Post Budgie, Gareth Timms was fuming after his owner ran out of...
Professional Layabout Ricky Tibbs gives practical advice for how to deal with losing runs. A lot of you have written in asking me how to deal...
Bookmaker Mugbet clobbered a pensioner for winning £21.50 on an 11-4 win single Hailed as ‘sharp, shrewd and righteous’, bookmaker Mugbet clobbered pensioner Burt Jackson for...
Bookmaker Mugbet refuses to pay a winning customer until he draws the full 68 metre Bayeux Tapestry. Bookmaker Mugbet refuses to pay Gareth Timms, 29, from...
Furious betting chiefs pulled the plug on racing last night after Scutter Park’s power failure left bookmaker logos unilluminated. Betting...
Millicent Archer will divorce her husband trainer Alf unless he refuses to sleep in bed sheets covered in Mugbet betting...
Mugbet blasts ‘old git’ who backed first ever winner by filling in quickslip wrong. Burt Jackson, 100, has annoyed the...
New discovery shows psychotic Biblical killer King Herod was in fact a bookmaker. New evidence unearthed by archaeologists at Scutter...
Instead of losing on beaten favourites, Boxing Day punters can pay trainers direct by chucking cash in a bucket. Trainers...
Bookmaking giant Mugbet has sacked TV pundit Gareth Timms for tipping TWO winners. 49-year-old horse racing pundit Gareth Timms was...
The BHA has recommended other industries follow suit on their policy of men waving flags at each other. Despite the...
Trainer and jockey caught with their bookmaker boss in steamy sex romp in back of HORSE BOX. A bookmaker whipped...
With an IQ of 160, race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit is officially brainier than his jockey and trainer combined The exclusive...
Bullsh*t warnings on trainers’ and jockeys’ betting blogs – such as ‘damage to finance’ and ‘may contain BS’ – do...
