Bookmaker Mugbet clobbered a pensioner for winning £21.50 on an 11-4 win single Hailed as ‘sharp, shrewd and righteous’, bookmaker Mugbet clobbered pensioner Burt Jackson for...
Bookmaker Mugbet refuses to pay a winning customer until he draws the full 68 metre Bayeux Tapestry. Bookmaker Mugbet refuses to pay Gareth Timms, 29, from...
Stallion Jimmy Jumpsuit has told a bunch of visitors to ‘piss off’. Arguably the world’s greatest racehorse, Jimmy Jumpsuit was not feeling up to visitors after...
Horse racing pundits’ brains are zapped with electricity to make them talk b*llocks all day, it has emerged. Bookmakers zap pundits’ brains via implanted electrical circuitry...
Trainers in the pay of bookmakers are feeling anxious about new compulsory period costumes. The move to make Victorian, Regency or Late-Georgian period costumes mandatory has...
New Pawnbroker Bookies are allowing punters cashless betting for the very first time. With any material goods as a form of currency, the new Cashless Bookies...
Virtual racing results are actually determined by a man captured in 2003 and forced to press buttons all day in a floating booth in the North...
A new rule to replace whips with kazoos has seen racehorses go into meltdown. Despite the latest incentive to replace whips with air horn canisters, kazoos...
A bookmaker refuses to pay out a customer after 19 years of waiting Punter Gareth Timms has waited 19 years to collect his £50 bet on...
William Hill pundit celebrations after a race are definitely a good thing, a total idiot thinks William Hill TV pundits punching the air, brushing fluff off...
With an IQ of 160, race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit is officially brainier than his jockey and trainer combined The exclusive...
Bullsh*t warnings on trainers’ and jockeys’ betting blogs – such as ‘damage to finance’ and ‘may contain BS’ – do...
Do you go on more romantic dinner dates with your bookie than your wife? Sounds like you could be in...
Tourists have flocked to hear a new Dawn Chorus – the warbling bullshit of racing pundits The ‘Dawn Chorus’...
France’s first bookmaker was guillotined on this day in 1794 for his barbaric treatment of peasants The 21st November 1794...
Bookmakers have branded a new ‘Punter of the Year‘ initiative – to recognise the best gambler in a calendar year...
Betting on losers is hard and sometimes tests your faith, so I decided to sit in the middle of town...
Scutter Park’s general manager has blasted calls to abandon the waterlogged meeting as ‘wimpish bullsh*t’ While basking sharks are swimming...
Scientists have created new headgear that ‘gees-up’ horses with Thrash Metal to run at supersonic speeds. New headgear can make...
Scientists have developed a device that controls jockeys’ brain cells via a car stereo knob The wireless ‘Stereo Mind Patch’...
