Do you go on more romantic dinner dates with your bookie than your wife? Sounds like you could be in a toxic relationship with your bookmaker...
Tourists have flocked to hear a new Dawn Chorus – the warbling bullshit of racing pundits The ‘Dawn Chorus’ of racing pundits warbling bullshit at...
France’s first bookmaker was guillotined on this day in 1794 for his barbaric treatment of peasants The 21st November 1794 saw France’s first bookmaker, Aristocrat Garett-Palombes...
Bookmakers have branded a new ‘Punter of the Year‘ initiative – to recognise the best gambler in a calendar year – ‘obscene’ in a furious rant....
Betting on losers is hard and sometimes tests your faith, so I decided to sit in the middle of town and listen to the fanatical street...
Scutter Park’s general manager has blasted calls to abandon the waterlogged meeting as ‘wimpish bullsh*t’ While basking sharks are swimming upsides the grandstand windows, Scutter Park’s...
Scientists have created new headgear that ‘gees-up’ horses with Thrash Metal to run at supersonic speeds. New headgear can make horses gallop fast enough to break...
Scientists have developed a device that controls jockeys’ brain cells via a car stereo knob The wireless ‘Stereo Mind Patch’ allows a bookmaker to take control...
Follow the terrible week of South Africa’s most awful betting tipster, Edwin ‘Odds Wanker’ Gonzo – whose worst bets ever advised include this week’s last-placed second...
‘Explanation noted’ is stewards’ secret code for ‘we weren’t born yesterday mate’. Steward Keith Vim said: “Explanation noted really means ‘you’re a lying bastard’.” “Oik gambling...
Furious betting chiefs pulled the plug on racing last night after Scutter Park’s power failure left bookmaker logos unilluminated. Betting...
Millicent Archer will divorce her husband trainer Alf unless he refuses to sleep in bed sheets covered in Mugbet betting...
Mugbet blasts ‘old git’ who backed first ever winner by filling in quickslip wrong. Burt Jackson, 100, has annoyed the...
New discovery shows psychotic Biblical killer King Herod was in fact a bookmaker. New evidence unearthed by archaeologists at Scutter...
Instead of losing on beaten favourites, Boxing Day punters can pay trainers direct by chucking cash in a bucket. Trainers...
Bookmaking giant Mugbet has sacked TV pundit Gareth Timms for tipping TWO winners. 49-year-old horse racing pundit Gareth Timms was...
The BHA has recommended other industries follow suit on their policy of men waving flags at each other. Despite the...
Trainer and jockey caught with their bookmaker boss in steamy sex romp in back of HORSE BOX. A bookmaker whipped...
With an IQ of 160, race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit is officially brainier than his jockey and trainer combined The exclusive...
Bullsh*t warnings on trainers’ and jockeys’ betting blogs – such as ‘damage to finance’ and ‘may contain BS’ – do...
