Calls to reclassify bookmakers as new species after research shows layers share 97% DNA with FRILLED LIZARDS. New research shows that frilled lizards are bookmakers’ closest...
Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after protestors accidentally blow up betting shop with rocket launcher Betting giant Mugbet breathed a sigh of relief after its bomb-proof Fixed...
Horse says jockey ‘full of sh*t’ after rider claims swerving into rivals was ‘horse’s fault’. Racehorse Jimmy Jumpsuit has hit out at his ‘lying bastard’ jockey...
Punter who backed 3000 consecutive losers demands Gambling Helpline tell him what will win Class 1 Handicap After a diabolical run, former panel beater Gareth Timms,...
Total idiot believes he’s mastered the art of stopping a loose horse charging at 40 mph with arm-waving technique. No UK race meeting would be complete...
Kid bookie minted after taking bets on primary school Olympics he fixed with pals Sports Day at St Winifred’s Roman Catholic School, Gravesend, finished with...
Social distance fanatics applaud germ-dodging bookie who disinfects punters with Dettol and bleach The sight of ‘2 metre’ floor markers, hand sanitizers and trolley wipes in...
