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Bookies pelt naked jockeys with horse MANURE

Desdemona Phelps

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professional jockeys pelted naked with horse manure by bookmakers in betting ambassador initiation ceremony

Shocked locals witness jockeys pelted with horse MANURE in sick Betting Ambassador initiation.

Jockeys Alf Archer and Tarquin Bibby were admitted as Mugbet’s new betting ambassadors after 20 bookmaking chiefs pelted them naked with clumps of horse manure in a secret initiation ceremony.

However, a local resident witnessed the embarrassing ‘hazing’ scenes in an Aldi carpark.

Returning from a shopping trip on her mobility scooter, Mavis Tibbs, 79, and her daughter Prudence, 53, were horrified to see the naked riders pursued across the adjacent field by a jeep full of ‘suited spivs in trilbies’.

Dirty Secret

While commercial partnerships allow professional riders or trainers to be paid by a bookmaker in return for blog or promotional material, the ritual initiation to the programmes has always been kept secret.

Mrs Tibbs said: “These poor lads were stark bollock naked trying to take shelter from the evil men who were chucking bundles of horse muck at them. Everything was plastered,” said Mrs Tibbs.

Mugbet’s Keith Vim said: “On this occasion, we didn’t have enough treacle, bees, fireworks, or the correct number of garden forks for the usual induction ceremony.

Jockey Alf Archer said: “We’re so privileged to get wads of cash for such pointless blogs – PELT US EVERY DAY!”

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