With an IQ of 160, race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit is officially brainier than his jockey and trainer combined
The exclusive Mensa society confirmed race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit is now among the world’s cleverest after completing two supervised IQ tests last week.
Scoring 160, 8-year old chaser Jimmy Jumpsuit is officially cleverer than Carol Vorderman, but on a par with Einstein, Steven Hawking and Sylvester Stallone.
Dr Gareth Timms, Mensa IQ coordinator said: “With the so-called genius benchmark at 140, Jimmy is probably the horse equivalent of Rain Man.”


Jockey Maxwell Benson said: “He’s always using long words I
don’t understand, which probably explains our miscommunication and why he
hasn’t won a race yet.”
By the time he was a yearling he could speak six languages,
including Latin and Ancient Greek, and give his trainer financial advice.
Trainer Alf Archer said: “He might not be the best chaser, but
he can complete a tax return in about six minutes.”
“When he was little, he used to get shunned by all the other foals and called ‘geek’. Now he sits in his shed plotting their downfalls.”
Rival horse, Timmy Tracksuit said: “Because he’s so clever he works out where we have to finish to get the Trixies up. However his instructions were too complicated and we all fell over. He said we’re all ‘useless thickoes’ and gave up racing to learn quantum mechanics.”
Jimmy Jumpsuit said: “These tests confirm something I’ve
known for a long time: I’m a genius. Having thought about it, I’m of the
opinion that most people are morons – f*cking idiots, and should be treated
so!”
“However, while I see the beauty in calculus and the golden ratio, I’d much rather be chomping on grass and rolling in mud – if you don’t mind.”
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