Bookmakers’ coronavirus advice: “keep losing – please”

‘Please keep losing money’, bookmaker pleads amid coronavirus lockdown.

Betting giant Mugbet has asked customers nicely if they continue to lose cash during the coronavirus lockdown.

Keith Vim, Mugbet spokesman said: “We’ve sent our worst tipsters out on dreadful foreign stuff with links to all our Mugbet affiliates.

“We’ve sent generous “lose a grand get 36p” vouchers through the post.

"We’ve even popped in a few betting slips in with the temperature charts in hospital beds, but no one’s interested.

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“If we don’t get our £300 million bonuses, it’s bad news for you lot.

“When the shops re-open we won’t be offering odds, you won’t get a bet on and we will settle winners as and when we feel like it – if at all.”

Punter Gareth Timms said: “Business as usual then!”

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