Every bookmaker will be annihilated if well-backed horse wins, says PR representative Renowned sh*t chatter Sarah Tonin, Mugbet’s Media Relations...
Bookmaker still not paid customer 'Sinndar to win the Derby' after 19 years Punter Gareth Timms has waited 19 years to collect his £50 bet on...
‘Winning money on horses is easy’ complete bullsh*tter claims. Lying tw*t Gareth Timms, 41, from Hertfordshire says winning money is so easy he does it ‘every...
A new survey shows bookmakers possess all sorts of human characteristics. Gardening, watching television and emptying bins are among the human activities bookmakers enjoy when not...
Pet chicken Penelope locks owner out of betting account by entering incorrect pass-codes with BEAK Dutch Bantam hen, Penelope has locked her owner out of his...
Semi-naked TV presenters drum up trade for betting shops with no customers. Following the reduction in maximum stakes on fixed-odds betting terminals and a migration to...
Gravesend betting shop blown to ‘smithereens’ after punter loses cash then lobs hand grenade into toilet After backing the tailed-off...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Awkward b*stard calls 7 false starts. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without the horses and riders taking...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
Bookies ban punter stealing midweek football coupons to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a...
Trainer facing 10-year ban but protests innocence blaming horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks. Trainer Alf Archer has blasted corruption...
PR representative tells punters to bet on cherry-picked runners with flu, ringworm and foot-bruises. Instead of peddling his daily tripe,...
‘DB Cooper cleaned up at Sittingbourne dogs so I pushed him out of plane’, says bookmaker. The 45-year-old mystery of...
Calls to reclassify bookmakers as new species after research shows layers share 97% DNA with FRILLED LIZARDS. New research shows...
Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after protestors accidentally blow up betting shop with rocket launcher Betting giant Mugbet breathed a sigh...