Every bookmaker will be annihilated if well-backed horse wins, says PR representative Renowned sh*t chatter Sarah Tonin, Mugbet’s Media Relations...
Bookmaker still not paid customer 'Sinndar to win the Derby' after 19 years Punter Gareth Timms has waited 19 years to collect his £50 bet on...
‘Winning money on horses is easy’ complete bullsh*tter claims. Lying tw*t Gareth Timms, 41, from Hertfordshire says winning money is so easy he does it ‘every...
A new survey shows bookmakers possess all sorts of human characteristics. Gardening, watching television and emptying bins are among the human activities bookmakers enjoy when not...
Pet chicken Penelope locks owner out of betting account by entering incorrect pass-codes with BEAK Dutch Bantam hen, Penelope has locked her owner out of his...
Semi-naked TV presenters drum up trade for betting shops with no customers. Following the reduction in maximum stakes on fixed-odds betting terminals and a migration to...
Gravesend bookies blown to ‘smithereens’ after loser backs tailed off last second favourite then lobs hand grenade in sh*tter. There...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Awkward b*stard outdoes himself calling 7 false starts in 2-mile hurdle. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without...
Man who told betting shop he won millions on photo finishes with psychic abilities, definitely full of sh*t. Unemployed betting...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
New rules mean only bellends can apply for jobs as stewards. Stewards at Scutter Park are the first racecourse in...
Gravesend betting shop pelted with cow pats then burned to the ground by vegan protestoers after ‘Free hamburger with every bet’ giveaway...
Bookies ban punter stealing betting slips to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a good...
Legendary city of Atlantis housed beautiful racecourse where all favs won, so bookmakers blew it up to make way for...
Failed dope test reveals horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks Trainer Alf Archer has been charged by Scutter Park stewards...