Prank-gone-wrong sees trainer rushed to A&E after private parts daubed with fence paint Horse trainer Alf Archer was hospitalised last...
Interviewer gobsmacked as trainer dodges 114 questions then slips up over 'what did you have for breakfast?' Trainer Alf Archer, who normally flinches at the sight...
Bed sheets covered in betting logos is a step too far - trainers wife protests. Plans for Mugbet betting ambassador, National Hunt trainer Alf Archer, to...
Bookmakers charity appeal lets Boxing Day punters chuck money in bucket to pay trainers. Instead of losing on one of their beaten favourites, punters can throw...
Trainer and jockey caught with bookmaker boss in steamy sex romp in back of HORSE BOX. A bookmaker whipped the trainer and jockey he sponsors, naked...
26-stone jumps trainer Alf Archer optimistic of good year despite jogging past his horses in their morning gallop The cheerful trainer outran his horses in their...
Trainers paid by bookmakers are anxious about compulsory period costumes. UK trainers are ‘sick with worry’ after bookmakers approved a compulsory clause in Betting Ambassador contracts...
A depressed thoroughbred racehorse is making his trainer question his future position. Gareth Beak asked himself the question whether there’s any point carrying on as a...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Insiders confirm North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un fell into a coma moments after Seamus Heffernan’s Super Sunday 5000/1 Naas...
Awkward b*stard outdoes himself calling 7 false starts in 2-mile hurdle. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without...
Man who told betting shop he won millions on photo finishes with psychic abilities, definitely full of sh*t. Unemployed betting...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
New rules mean only bellends can apply for jobs as stewards. Stewards at Scutter Park are the first racecourse in...
Gravesend betting shop pelted with cow pats then burned to the ground by vegan protestoers after ‘Free hamburger with every bet’ giveaway...
Bookies ban punter stealing betting slips to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a good...
Legendary city of Atlantis housed beautiful racecourse where all favs won, so bookmakers blew it up to make way for...
Failed dope test reveals horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks Trainer Alf Archer has been charged by Scutter Park stewards...