France’s first bookmaker was guillotined on this day in 1794 for his barbaric treatment of peasants The 21st November 1794 saw France’s first bookmaker, Aristocrat Garett-Palombes...
Scientists have created new headgear that ‘gees-up’ horses with Thrash Metal to run at supersonic speeds. New headgear can make horses gallop fast enough to break...
‘Explanation noted’ is stewards’ secret code for ‘we weren’t born yesterday mate’. Steward Keith Vim said: “Explanation noted really means ‘you’re a lying bastard’.” “Oik gambling...
New adverts NOT showing PPI, payday loans or funerals have caused meltdown among racing fans Gareth Timms’ blew a fuse over wholesome racing channel adverts that...
Only Area 51 guards, aliens living on the complex and bookmakers will be privy to the hushed-up UK 'training races'.
A new rule to replace whips with kazoos has seen racehorses go into meltdown. Despite the latest incentive to replace whips with air horn canisters, kazoos...
Shelley Craps, a racegoer having her first trip to Ascot, was reprimanded by a bowler-hatted steward for enjoying herself Excited as the horses ran past, bowler-hatted...
