‘Explanation noted’ is stewards’ secret code for ‘we weren’t born yesterday mate’. Steward Keith Vim said: “Explanation noted really means ‘you’re a lying bastard’.” “Oik gambling...
New adverts NOT showing PPI, payday loans or funerals have caused meltdown among racing fans Gareth Timms’ blew a fuse over wholesome racing channel adverts that...
Only Area 51 guards, aliens living on the complex and bookmakers will be privy to the hushed-up UK 'training races'.
A new rule to replace whips with kazoos has seen racehorses go into meltdown. Despite the latest incentive to replace whips with air horn canisters, kazoos...
Shelley Craps, a racegoer having her first trip to Ascot, was reprimanded by a bowler-hatted steward for enjoying herself Excited as the horses ran past, bowler-hatted...
Fans struggling to spot a runner at the Shergar Cup meeting will see their horses spray painted like cars before a race.
Jousting costumes with 10-foot numbers that wrap around entire racehorses will replace normal saddle cloths at the end of next year New research from the Committee...
