Betting giant hits out at ‘Class 1 rubbish’ where everyone is trying Betting giant Mugbet has hit out at the...
Plan to replace whip with kazoos thwarted as horses lose their sh*t. Horses have scuppered the latest incentive to replace whips with air horn canisters, kazoos...
Horse livid with jockey after pair win race they should have thrown Jockey Alf Archer was criticised by his horse for winning a race. Having ignored...
Rabid badgers munch through Scutter Park’s 12 fences overnight, forcing 3-day meeting to close. This year’s three day festival at Scutter Park - named the ‘outhouse...
Guillotined on this day in 1794, France's first bookmaker paid the ultimate price for his barbaric treatment of peasants The 21st November 1794 saw France's first...
Horses can now run at Mac 1.6 thanks to reinforced steel headgear that 'gees' them up with Thrash Metal Scientists have created new headgear that can...
Stewards' confirm 'explanation noted’ secret code for ‘we weren’t born yesterday mate’. Steward Keith Vim said: "Explanation noted is a great way of saying 'you're a...
Adverts NOT showing PPI, payday loans or funerals have caused meltdown among stay-at-home gamblers Gareth Timms’ blew a fuse over wholesome racing channel adverts that didn’t...
Only Area 51 guards, aliens living on the complex and bookmakers will be privy to the hushed-up UK 'training races'.
Think tank says horses spray painted like cars will help racegoers struggling to identify Shergar Cup runners Different coloured horses will help racing fans who struggle to...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Insiders confirm North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un fell into a coma moments after Seamus Heffernan’s Super Sunday 5000/1 Naas...
Awkward b*stard outdoes himself calling 7 false starts in 2-mile hurdle. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without...
Man who told betting shop he won millions on photo finishes with psychic abilities, definitely full of sh*t. Unemployed betting...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
New rules mean only bellends can apply for jobs as stewards. Stewards at Scutter Park are the first racecourse in...
Gravesend betting shop pelted with cow pats then burned to the ground by vegan protestoers after ‘Free hamburger with every bet’ giveaway...
Bookies ban punter stealing betting slips to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a good...
Legendary city of Atlantis housed beautiful racecourse where all favs won, so bookmakers blew it up to make way for...
Failed dope test reveals horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks Trainer Alf Archer has been charged by Scutter Park stewards...