Trainer facing 10-year ban but protests innocence blaming horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks. Trainer Alf Archer has blasted corruption...
Total idiot believes he’s mastered the art of stopping a loose horse charging at 40 mph with arm-waving technique. No UK race meeting would be complete...
Senior steward at Scutter Park, Gareth Timms, answers some of your questions about the return to racing Nobody has missed racing more than me: giving completely...
‘So long suckers!’ shouts judge who landed monster bet then fled racecourse in sports car. Judge Maxwell Benson mysteriously took 37 minutes to decide a photo...
Small time crook terrified of horses serves punishment waving white flag on race tracks Gareth Timms, convicted for putting potatoes through a letterbox, was given a...
Man who used souped up mobility scooter to ‘battering ram’ racecourse bookmaker walks free. Using his mobility scooter as a battering ram, Tarquin Bibby, 89, drove...
Rabid badgers munch through Scutter Park’s 12 fences overnight, forcing 3-day meeting to close. This year’s three day festival at Scutter Park - named the ‘outhouse...
Furious betting chiefs pull plug on racing after power failure leaves bookmaker logos unilluminated. Betting giant Mugbet was incensed with rage after a power failure left...
Scutter Park manager blasts calls to abandon waterlogged meeting as ‘wimpish bullsh*t’ While basking sharks are swimming upsides the grandstand windows, Scutter Park’s general manager -...
New stringent dress codes force plebs to dress as agricultural workers when attending UK racecourses. Race goers with no private education or owners’ badge will wear...
Gravesend betting shop blown to ‘smithereens’ after punter loses cash then lobs hand grenade into toilet After backing the tailed-off...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Awkward b*stard calls 7 false starts. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without the horses and riders taking...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
Bookies ban punter stealing midweek football coupons to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a...
PR representative tells punters to bet on cherry-picked runners with flu, ringworm and foot-bruises. Instead of peddling his daily tripe,...
‘DB Cooper cleaned up at Sittingbourne dogs so I pushed him out of plane’, says bookmaker. The 45-year-old mystery of...
Calls to reclassify bookmakers as new species after research shows layers share 97% DNA with FRILLED LIZARDS. New research shows...
Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after protestors accidentally blow up betting shop with rocket launcher Betting giant Mugbet breathed a sigh...
Horse says jockey ‘full of sh*t’ after rider claims swerving into rivals was ‘horse’s fault’. Racehorse Jimmy Jumpsuit has hit...