Failed dope test reveals horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks Trainer Alf Archer has been charged by Scutter Park stewards...
Total idiot wrongly believes he’s mastered the art of stopping a loose horse at racecourse. No UK race meeting would be complete without a hundred bellends...
Senior steward at Scutter Park, Gareth Timms, answers some of your questions about the return to racing Nobody has missed racing more than me: giving completely...
‘So long suckers!’ shouts judge who landed monster bet then fled racecourse in sports car. Judge Maxwell Benson mysteriously took 37 minutes to decide a photo...
Small time crook terrified of horses serves punishment waving white flag on race tracks Gareth Timms, convicted for putting potatoes through a letterbox, was given a...
Man who used souped up mobility scooter to ‘battering ram’ racecourse bookmaker walks free. Using his mobility scooter as a battering ram, Tarquin Bibby, 89, drove...
Rabid badgers munch through Scutter Park’s 12 fences overnight, forcing 3-day meeting to close. This year’s three day festival at Scutter Park - named the ‘outhouse...
Furious betting chiefs pull plug on racing after power failure leaves bookmaker logos unilluminated. Betting giant Mugbet was incensed with rage after a power failure left...
Scutter Park manager blasts calls to abandon waterlogged meeting as ‘wimpish bullsh*t’ While basking sharks are swimming upsides the grandstand windows, Scutter Park’s general manager -...
New stringent dress codes force plebs to dress as agricultural workers when attending UK racecourses. Race goers with no private education or owners’ badge will wear...