Punter who backed 3000 consecutive losers demands Gambling Helpline tell him what will win Class 1 Handicap After a diabolical...
Aftertiming TV emailer under the impression we care about his super human rampage winning spree. Gareth Timms frequently emails a racing television program about his super...
Man escapes credit bookmaker by free running building tops disguised in grandmother’s Church costume and wig. After owing a whopping 25 thousand pounds, Bill Hardone gave...
Pensioner receives good duffing up for winning £21.50 Betting giant Mugbet sent henchmen round to a pensioner's home address after he won £21.50 on a bet....
Punter smashes home up with sledge hammer after just four races The defeat of French ‘good things’ has made recreational gambler Gareth Timms trash his kitchen,...
Owner sobs after taking ‘30-day cool off’ then watches ‘bet of a lifetime’ win by 50 lengths. Sobbing as he watched first time out 2-year old...
Man learns violin and SIX languages in just THREE WEEKS since betting shops closed due to coronavirus lockdown. Gareth Timms has learned a string of Polynesian...
“Betting had nowt to do with it,” says call centre worker sacked for shouting ‘COME ON’ at computer screen. Sacked Gareth Timms explained that screaming ‘come...
Man who used souped up mobility scooter to ‘battering ram’ racecourse bookmaker walks free. Using his mobility scooter as a battering ram, Tarquin Bibby, 89, drove...
Bookies across the UK have been digging up graves of punters who won off them. Keith Vim from Mugbet has called on bookies everywhere to pick...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Insiders confirm North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un fell into a coma moments after Seamus Heffernan’s Super Sunday 5000/1 Naas...
Awkward b*stard outdoes himself calling 7 false starts in 2-mile hurdle. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without...
Man who told betting shop he won millions on photo finishes with psychic abilities, definitely full of sh*t. Unemployed betting...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
New rules mean only bellends can apply for jobs as stewards. Stewards at Scutter Park are the first racecourse in...
Gravesend betting shop pelted with cow pats then burned to the ground by vegan protestoers after ‘Free hamburger with every bet’ giveaway...
Bookies ban punter stealing betting slips to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a good...
Legendary city of Atlantis housed beautiful racecourse where all favs won, so bookmakers blew it up to make way for...
Failed dope test reveals horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks Trainer Alf Archer has been charged by Scutter Park stewards...