Punter who backed 3000 consecutive losers demands Gambling Helpline tell him what will win Class 1 Handicap After a diabolical...
Aftertiming TV emailer under the impression we care about his super human rampage winning spree. Gareth Timms frequently emails a racing television program about his super...
Man escapes credit bookmaker by free running building tops disguised in grandmother’s Church costume and wig. After owing a whopping 25 thousand pounds, Bill Hardone gave...
Pensioner receives good duffing up for winning £21.50 Betting giant Mugbet sent henchmen round to a pensioner's home address after he won £21.50 on a bet....
Punter smashes home up with sledge hammer after just four races The defeat of French ‘good things’ has made recreational gambler Gareth Timms trash his kitchen,...
Owner sobs after taking ‘30-day cool off’ then watches ‘bet of a lifetime’ win by 50 lengths. Sobbing as he watched first time out 2-year old...
Man learns violin and SIX languages in just THREE WEEKS since betting shops closed due to coronavirus lockdown. Gareth Timms has learned a string of Polynesian...
“Betting had nowt to do with it,” says call centre worker sacked for shouting ‘COME ON’ at computer screen. Sacked Gareth Timms explained that screaming ‘come...
Man who used souped up mobility scooter to ‘battering ram’ racecourse bookmaker walks free. Using his mobility scooter as a battering ram, Tarquin Bibby, 89, drove...
Bookies across the UK have been digging up graves of punters who won off them. Keith Vim from Mugbet has called on bookies everywhere to pick...
Gravesend betting shop blown to ‘smithereens’ after punter loses cash then lobs hand grenade into toilet After backing the tailed-off...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Awkward b*stard calls 7 false starts. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without the horses and riders taking...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
Bookies ban punter stealing midweek football coupons to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a...
Trainer facing 10-year ban but protests innocence blaming horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks. Trainer Alf Archer has blasted corruption...
PR representative tells punters to bet on cherry-picked runners with flu, ringworm and foot-bruises. Instead of peddling his daily tripe,...
‘DB Cooper cleaned up at Sittingbourne dogs so I pushed him out of plane’, says bookmaker. The 45-year-old mystery of...
Calls to reclassify bookmakers as new species after research shows layers share 97% DNA with FRILLED LIZARDS. New research shows...
Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after protestors accidentally blow up betting shop with rocket launcher Betting giant Mugbet breathed a sigh...