Jockey optimistic of first win since apprenticeship started in 1987. Budding apprentice, Gareth Timms, is optimistic he will ride a...
Horse livid with jockey after pair win race they should have thrown Jockey Alf Archer was criticised by his horse for winning a race. Having ignored...
Jockey sacked by his bookmaker for winning the race they sponsor. Betting giant Mugbet has sacked their betting ambassador jockey Alf Archer for WINNING a race...
Shocked locals witness jockeys pelted with horse MANURE in sick Betting Ambassador initiation. Jockeys Alf Archer and Tarquin Bibby were admitted as Mugbet’s new betting ambassadors after...
Trainer and jockey caught with bookmaker boss in steamy sex romp in back of HORSE BOX. A bookmaker whipped the trainer and jockey he sponsors, naked...
Eight year-old chaser with 160+ IQ horse equivalent of Rain Man The exclusive Mensa society confirmed race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit is now among the world’s cleverest...
New device lets bookies control jockeys’ brain by twiddling Blaupunt FM car stereo knob. Bookmakers can now control jockeys' brains by pressing a few buttons on...
Jockey sacked for not swerving into other riders. Jockey, Alf Archer, was sacked yesterday for not swerving into another horse and rider. While ‘swerving’ – the...
Racing authorities ban facial hair as jockey gets beard trapped in starting stalls. Popular jockey Alf Archer, who is known for his creative facial hair, may...
Gravesend betting shop blown to ‘smithereens’ after punter loses cash then lobs hand grenade into toilet After backing the tailed-off...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Awkward b*stard calls 7 false starts. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without the horses and riders taking...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
Bookies ban punter stealing midweek football coupons to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a...
Trainer facing 10-year ban but protests innocence blaming horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks. Trainer Alf Archer has blasted corruption...
PR representative tells punters to bet on cherry-picked runners with flu, ringworm and foot-bruises. Instead of peddling his daily tripe,...
‘DB Cooper cleaned up at Sittingbourne dogs so I pushed him out of plane’, says bookmaker. The 45-year-old mystery of...
Calls to reclassify bookmakers as new species after research shows layers share 97% DNA with FRILLED LIZARDS. New research shows...
Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after protestors accidentally blow up betting shop with rocket launcher Betting giant Mugbet breathed a sigh...