Jockey optimistic of first win since apprenticeship started in 1987. Budding apprentice, Gareth Timms, is optimistic he will ride a...
Horse livid with jockey after pair win race they should have thrown Jockey Alf Archer was criticised by his horse for winning a race. Having ignored...
Jockey sacked by his bookmaker for winning the race they sponsor. Betting giant Mugbet has sacked their betting ambassador jockey Alf Archer for WINNING a race...
Shocked locals witness jockeys pelted with horse MANURE in sick Betting Ambassador initiation. Jockeys Alf Archer and Tarquin Bibby were admitted as Mugbet’s new betting ambassadors after...
Trainer and jockey caught with bookmaker boss in steamy sex romp in back of HORSE BOX. A bookmaker whipped the trainer and jockey he sponsors, naked...
Eight year-old chaser with 160+ IQ horse equivalent of Rain Man The exclusive Mensa society confirmed race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit is now among the world’s cleverest...
New device lets bookies control jockeys’ brain by twiddling Blaupunt FM car stereo knob. Bookmakers can now control jockeys' brains by pressing a few buttons on...
Jockey sacked for not swerving into other riders. Jockey, Alf Archer, was sacked yesterday for not swerving into another horse and rider. While ‘swerving’ – the...
Racing authorities ban facial hair as jockey gets beard trapped in starting stalls. Popular jockey Alf Archer, who is known for his creative facial hair, may...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Insiders confirm North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un fell into a coma moments after Seamus Heffernan’s Super Sunday 5000/1 Naas...
Awkward b*stard outdoes himself calling 7 false starts in 2-mile hurdle. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without...
Man who told betting shop he won millions on photo finishes with psychic abilities, definitely full of sh*t. Unemployed betting...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
New rules mean only bellends can apply for jobs as stewards. Stewards at Scutter Park are the first racecourse in...
Gravesend betting shop pelted with cow pats then burned to the ground by vegan protestoers after ‘Free hamburger with every bet’ giveaway...
Bookies ban punter stealing betting slips to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a good...
Legendary city of Atlantis housed beautiful racecourse where all favs won, so bookmakers blew it up to make way for...
Failed dope test reveals horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks Trainer Alf Archer has been charged by Scutter Park stewards...