Spooks praise bookmakers who know about every horse in every yard before anyone else Intelligence officers at MI5 and MI6 have praised bookmakers for training them...
Rozzers nab bookie cramming punters into wooden dog shed. Bookmaker Keith Vim has been arrested after using his dog’s kennel as an unlicensed betting office. Vim,...
Social distance fanatics applaud germ-dodging bookie who disinfects punters with Dettol and bleach The sight of ‘2 metre’ floor markers, hand sanitizers and trolley wipes in...
Pensioner receives good duffing up for winning £21.50 Betting giant Mugbet sent henchmen round to a pensioner's home address after he won £21.50 on a bet....
Every bookmaker will be annihilated if well-backed horse wins, says PR representative Renowned sh*t chatter Sarah Tonin, Mugbet’s Media Relations Representative, told TV viewers on the...
Study shows bookmakers are humanoid race composed of liquid mercury and non-terrestrial ‘alien metals’. New research has found that bookmakers are an advanced, extra-terrestrial, humanoid...
Bookie breaks restraining order by targeting problem gambler from garden shed. Bookmaker Keith Vim broke a restraining order after spending 10 days hiding in a self-excluded...
