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Bookmaker makes PPE out of Betting Slips

Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...

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Losing punter blows up betting shop toilet Losing punter blows up betting shop toilet
Betting Shops11 months ago

Losing punter blows up betting shop toilet

Gravesend betting shop blown to ‘smithereens’ after punter loses cash then lobs hand grenade into toilet After backing the tailed-off...

Betting Shops12 months ago

‘Betting shop closures a disaster’ says bookmaker who just bought new kitchen

Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...

Bastard calls 7 false starts Bastard calls 7 false starts
Uncategorized1 year ago

B*stard calls 7 false starts

Awkward b*stard calls 7 false starts. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without the horses and riders taking...

“I’ll never go back to toilet roll” says man wiping arse with betting slips “I’ll never go back to toilet roll” says man wiping arse with betting slips
Betting Shops1 year ago

“I’ll never go back to toilet roll” says man wiping bottom with BETTING SLIPS

Bookies ban punter stealing midweek football coupons to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a...

Trainer banned for giving horse Monster Munch Trainer banned for giving horse Monster Munch
Racecourses1 year ago

Doping: trainer facing 10-year ban for feeding horse Monster Munch

Trainer facing 10-year ban but protests innocence blaming horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks. Trainer Alf Archer has blasted corruption...

Bookmaking Rep tells TV viewers which losers to bet on Bookmaking Rep tells TV viewers which losers to bet on
Betting1 year ago

Bookmaking Rep tells TV viewers which losers to bet on

PR representative tells punters to bet on cherry-picked runners with flu, ringworm and foot-bruises. Instead of peddling his daily tripe,...

Bookmakers1 year ago

Bookmaker KILLED plane hijacker ‘DB Cooper’ when he won Forecast treble at Sittingbourne

‘DB Cooper cleaned up at Sittingbourne dogs so I pushed him out of plane’, says bookmaker. The 45-year-old mystery of...

Bookmakers share 97% DNA with Frilled Lizards Bookmakers share 97% DNA with Frilled Lizards
Bookmakers1 year ago

New study shows bookmakers share 97% DNA with Frilled Lizards

Calls to reclassify bookmakers as new species after research shows layers share 97% DNA with FRILLED LIZARDS. New research shows...

FOBTs unscathed after protestors blow up bookies with bazooka FOBTs unscathed after protestors blow up bookies with bazooka
FOBTs1 year ago

Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after bazooka attack fails to leave a dent

Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after protestors accidentally blow up betting shop with rocket launcher Betting giant Mugbet breathed a sigh...

‘Jockey a lying bastard’, horse says ‘Jockey a lying bastard’, horse says
Horses1 year ago

‘Jockey a lying bastard’, horse says

Horse says jockey ‘full of sh*t’ after rider claims swerving into rivals was ‘horse’s fault’. Racehorse Jimmy Jumpsuit has hit...

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