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Budgie fuming after man lines cage with Racing Post



Budgie fuming as owner lines cage with old racing post

Budgie fuming after owner lines cage with old Racing Post

Budgie, Gareth Timms, was fuming after his owner ran out of sandpaper sheets and lined his cage with yesterday’s Racing Post.

Timms said: “This is outrageous! It’s bad enough putting up with all the crap he fills my cage with, like mirrors, swings and bloody bells.

"Having Gerald Delamere’s face looking up at me under my perch at night is a right turn-off. BUT, I guess its a consolation being able to take a shit on those bookmaker adverts.”

"Asking me 200 times who’s a pretty boy, I can tolerate but that bookmaker's rag as a carpet? F*ck off, I'm outta here.”

Owner Keith Vim said:“Aw look he definitely loves it because he’s trying to bite my finger, right through the bone – ow!”

“I’ll put some more in for him; wait why is he flying out of the window?”

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