Senior steward at Scutter Park, Gareth Timms, answers some of your questions about the return to racing Nobody has missed racing more than me: giving completely...
Bookmaker prime suspect in popping WW2 grenade into feeding trough that blew up stable when horse went for 6pm evening sh*t. There are few horses luckier...
Study shows bookmakers came to earth to enslave the human race with dodgy beaten favourites, foul betting-shop coffee and FOBT machines. New research has found that...
Horse so bored in coronavirus lockdown he'd even consider trying to win race. “At this moment,” 5 year-old bay gelding Jimmy Jumpsuit says, “I’d actually consider...
Man who used souped up mobility scooter to ‘battering ram’ racecourse bookmaker walks free. Using his mobility scooter as a battering ram, Tarquin Bibby, 89, drove...
Rabid badgers munch through Scutter Park’s 12 fences overnight, forcing 3-day meeting to close. This year’s three day festival at Scutter Park - named the ‘outhouse...
Psychotic Biblical killer King Herod was a Roman Bookie, scrolls show. A new discovery has proved psycho King Herod of Judea was in fact a successful...
Trainer and jockey caught with bookmaker boss in steamy sex romp in back of HORSE BOX. A bookmaker whipped the trainer and jockey he sponsors, naked...
Stewards' confirm 'explanation noted’ secret code for ‘lying tw*t'’. Popular racing steward, Keith Vim gave an insight into the stewarding when he reveal Explanation noted is...
Non-triers, runners taking wrong courses and swerving jockeys will make Virtual racing more realistic. Virtual racing is to become ‘a more realistic betting product’ by having...
Gravesend betting shop blown to ‘smithereens’ after punter loses cash then lobs hand grenade into toilet After backing the tailed-off...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Awkward b*stard calls 7 false starts. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without the horses and riders taking...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
Bookies ban punter stealing midweek football coupons to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a...
Trainer facing 10-year ban but protests innocence blaming horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks. Trainer Alf Archer has blasted corruption...
PR representative tells punters to bet on cherry-picked runners with flu, ringworm and foot-bruises. Instead of peddling his daily tripe,...
‘DB Cooper cleaned up at Sittingbourne dogs so I pushed him out of plane’, says bookmaker. The 45-year-old mystery of...
Calls to reclassify bookmakers as new species after research shows layers share 97% DNA with FRILLED LIZARDS. New research shows...
Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after protestors accidentally blow up betting shop with rocket launcher Betting giant Mugbet breathed a sigh...