New rules mean only bellends can apply for jobs as stewards. Stewards at Scutter Park are the first racecourse in the UK to make being an...
Betting giant hits out at ‘Class 1 rubbish’ where everyone is trying Betting giant Mugbet has hit out at the astonishing lack of diversity among this...
Spooks praise bookmakers who know about every horse in every yard before anyone else Intelligence officers have praised bookmakers for training them in the shady arts...
Live Premiership games cut off to show point-to-point news and Epsom Dash ScutballTV has announced it will interrupt its live televised Premiership games to show horse...
Senior steward at Scutter Park, Gareth Timms, answers some of your questions about the return to racing Nobody has missed racing more than me: giving completely...
Bookmaker prime suspect in popping WW2 grenade into feeding trough that blew up stable when horse went for 6pm evening sh*t. There are few horses luckier...
Study shows bookmakers came to earth to enslave the human race with dodgy beaten favourites, foul betting-shop coffee and FOBT machines. New research has found that...
Horse so bored in coronavirus lockdown he'd even consider trying to win race. “At this moment,” 5 year-old bay gelding Jimmy Jumpsuit says, “I’d actually consider...
Man who used souped up mobility scooter to ‘battering ram’ racecourse bookmaker walks free. Using his mobility scooter as a battering ram, Tarquin Bibby, 89, drove...
Rabid badgers munch through Scutter Park’s 12 fences overnight, forcing 3-day meeting to close. This year’s three day festival at Scutter Park - named the ‘outhouse...
Gravesend bookies blown to ‘smithereens’ after loser backs tailed off last second favourite then lobs hand grenade in sh*tter. There...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Awkward b*stard outdoes himself calling 7 false starts in 2-mile hurdle. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without...
Man who told betting shop he won millions on photo finishes with psychic abilities, definitely full of sh*t. Unemployed betting...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
New rules mean only bellends can apply for jobs as stewards. Stewards at Scutter Park are the first racecourse in...
Gravesend betting shop pelted with cow pats then burned to the ground by vegan protestoers after ‘Free hamburger with every bet’ giveaway...
Bookies ban punter stealing betting slips to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a good...
Legendary city of Atlantis housed beautiful racecourse where all favs won, so bookmakers blew it up to make way for...
Failed dope test reveals horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks Trainer Alf Archer has been charged by Scutter Park stewards...