New discovery shows psychotic Biblical killer King Herod was in fact a bookmaker. New evidence unearthed by archaeologists at Scutter University shows psychopathic tyrant king Herod...
Trainer and jockey caught with their bookmaker boss in steamy sex romp in back of HORSE BOX. A bookmaker whipped both the trainer and jockey he...
‘Explanation noted’ is stewards’ secret code for ‘we weren’t born yesterday mate’. Steward Keith Vim said: “Explanation noted really means ‘you’re a lying bastard’.” “Oik gambling...
Non-triers, runners taking wrong courses and swerving jockeys will make Virtual racing more realistic. Virtual racing is to become ‘a more realistic betting product’ by having...
Only Area 51 guards, aliens living on the complex and bookmakers will be privy to the hushed-up UK 'training races'.
Race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit has concluded that humans are ‘f*cking stupid’ Jimmy Jumpsuit, a 5yo bay gelding horse said: “Humans are stupid and angry.” “I’ve watched...
Bookmaker Mugbet refuses to pay a winning customer until he draws the full 68 metre Bayeux Tapestry. Bookmaker Mugbet refuses to pay Gareth Timms, 29, from...
Trainers in the pay of bookmakers are feeling anxious about new compulsory period costumes. The move to make Victorian, Regency or Late-Georgian period costumes mandatory has...
‘Winning money on horses is easy’ a total romancer has claimed. Romancer Gareth Timms, 41, from Hertfordshire says winning money is so easy that he can...
A survey conducted by the Committee for Gambling shows bookmakers possess all kinds of human traits. Gardening, watching television and emptying the bins are among the...
