Gravesend betting shop blown to ‘smithereens’ after punter loses cash then lobs hand grenade into toilet After backing the tailed-off last 2-1 second favourite Jimmy Jumpsuit,...
Awkward b*stard calls 7 false starts. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without the horses and riders taking a thousand turns and a string...
PR representative tells punters to bet on cherry-picked runners with flu, ringworm and foot-bruises. Instead of peddling his daily tripe, Dik Venom from Mugbet TV was...
Rozzers nab bookie cramming punters into wooden dog shed. Bookmaker Keith Vim has been arrested after using his dog’s kennel as an unlicensed betting office. Vim,...
Social distance fanatics applaud germ-dodging bookie who disinfects punters with Dettol and bleach The sight of ‘2 metre’ floor markers, hand sanitizers and trolley wipes in...
Prank-gone-wrong sees trainer rushed to A&E after private parts daubed with fence paint Horse trainer Alf Archer was hospitalised last night after a case of mistaken...
Punter trapped in Gravesend betting shop after falling asleep on sh*tter. There’s nothing like spending an hour down the betting shop, doing a monkey on Luck...
Every bookmaker will be annihilated if well-backed horse wins, says PR representative Renowned sh*t chatter Sarah Tonin, Mugbet’s Media Relations Representative, told TV viewers on the...
Owner sobs after taking ‘30-day cool off’ then watches ‘bet of a lifetime’ win by 50 lengths. Sobbing as he watched first time out 2-year old...
Bookmaker insists new 'betting shops' hosted on Zoom are the future. Director of Communications, Keith Vim said: “Our Zoom betting shops are great for anyone missing...
Gravesend betting shop blown to ‘smithereens’ after punter loses cash then lobs hand grenade into toilet After backing the tailed-off...
Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...
Awkward b*stard calls 7 false starts. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without the horses and riders taking...
Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...
Bookies ban punter stealing midweek football coupons to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a...
Trainer facing 10-year ban but protests innocence blaming horse’s addiction to pickled onion-flavoured snacks. Trainer Alf Archer has blasted corruption...
PR representative tells punters to bet on cherry-picked runners with flu, ringworm and foot-bruises. Instead of peddling his daily tripe,...
‘DB Cooper cleaned up at Sittingbourne dogs so I pushed him out of plane’, says bookmaker. The 45-year-old mystery of...
Calls to reclassify bookmakers as new species after research shows layers share 97% DNA with FRILLED LIZARDS. New research shows...
Bookmakers praise ‘indestructible’ FOBTs after protestors accidentally blow up betting shop with rocket launcher Betting giant Mugbet breathed a sigh...