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Losing punter blows up betting shop toilet Losing punter blows up betting shop toilet
Betting Shops2 weeks ago

Losing punter blows up betting shop toilet

Gravesend bookies blown to ‘smithereens’ after loser backs tailed off last second favourite then lobs hand grenade in sh*tter. There...

Betting Shops1 month ago

‘Betting shop closures a disaster’ says bookmaker who just bought new kitchen

Revenue loss couldn’t come at worse time says betting chief whose home improvements cost an absolute bomb. Mugbet’s Chief Executive,...

Exclusive3 months ago

Did Seamie kill Kim?

Insiders confirm North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un fell into a coma moments after Seamus Heffernan’s Super Sunday 5000/1 Naas...

Bastard calls 7 false starts Bastard calls 7 false starts
Uncategorized4 months ago

B*stard calls 7 false starts

Awkward b*stard outdoes himself calling 7 false starts in 2-mile hurdle. Racing at Scutter Park wouldn’t be the same without...

‘I have magical photo-finish powers’ says liar checking Betfair for 1.01 ‘I have magical photo-finish powers’ says liar checking Betfair for 1.01
Uncategorized4 months ago

‘I have magical photo-finish powers’ says liar checking Betfair for 1.01

Man who told betting shop he won millions on photo finishes with psychic abilities, definitely full of sh*t. Unemployed betting...

Bookmaker makes PPE out of Betting Slips Bookmaker makes PPE out of Betting Slips
Bookmakers4 months ago

Bookmaker makes PPE out of Betting Slips

Gravesend bookie uses Goliath betting slips to craft snazzy COVID face mask. With face coverings compulsory for England’s shoppers as...

Bellend now essential characteristic for stewarding job Bellend now essential characteristic for stewarding job
Stewards4 months ago

Stewarding job only open to bellends

New rules mean only bellends can apply for jobs as stewards. Stewards at Scutter Park are the first racecourse in...

Vegans pelt betting shop with COW PATS Vegans pelt betting shop with COW PATS
Betting Shops5 months ago

Vegans pelt betting shop with COW PATS

Gravesend betting shop pelted with cow pats then burned to the ground by vegan protestoers after ‘Free hamburger with every bet’ giveaway...

“I’ll never go back to toilet roll” says man wiping arse with betting slips “I’ll never go back to toilet roll” says man wiping arse with betting slips
Betting Shops5 months ago

“I’ll never go back to toilet roll” says man wiping arse with BETTING SLIPS

Bookies ban punter stealing betting slips to use as toilet roll substitute Costco Warehouse Operative, Gareth Timms knows a good...

Lost city of Atlantis sank when Bookmakers blew it up Lost city of Atlantis sank when Bookmakers blew it up
Exclusive5 months ago

Bookmakers blew up lost city of Atlantis

Legendary city of Atlantis housed beautiful racecourse where all favs won, so bookmakers blew it up to make way for...

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