About
Horse Racing Satire
The Scutter is a satirical news magazine for horse racing and betting.
Everything on The Scutter website is satirical – complete and utter twaddle about racing and betting that should not be taken seriously.
18+ Only
Some of our stories will have the occasional, mild swear word, so you must be over 18 to enter.
If you are of a nervous disposition, have a responsible adult review the content first.
If you are still offended then sling your hook and don’t come back.
Our Scutters
A fabulous team of writers with intimate knowledge of the sport, our correspondents make The Scutter the 'Go-To' magazine for unique insight.
Senior Editor: Ralph Baxter
editor (at) the scutter (dot) com
Chief Correspondent: Sherbie Johnson
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Betting Editor: Tony Titt
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Senior Reporter: Desdemona Phelps
desdemona (at) the scutter (dot) com
Racing Editor: Leonard Collins
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B*stard calls 7 false starts
‘I have magical photo-finish powers’ says liar checking Betfair for 1.01
Bookmaker makes PPE out of Betting Slips
Stewarding job only open to bellends
Vegans pelt betting shop with COW PATS
Man scoops jackpot after putting cheese slices into roulette machine
Steward confirms ‘explanation noted’ means ‘f*ck off’
Odds Wanker’s Second Favourites Last – Again
Betting shop obliterated by CHIMP
‘Winning money is easy’ says total f*ckin romancer
Bookmaker arrested for turning dog kennel into betting shop
Bookmaker hid in problem gambler’s shed
Criminal scared of horses sentenced to job as White Flag Man
Grandad who ran over bookmaker with MOBILITY SCOOTER spared jail
