Betting
100-year-old ‘git’ wins first ever bet

Mugbet blasts ‘old git’ who backed first ever winner by filling in quickslip wrong.
Burt Jackson, 100, has annoyed bookmaking giant Mugbet by winning his first ever bet.
After mistakenly filling in a quickslip with the ‘wrong’ horse, the pensioner and army veteran who has never visited the ‘Payout’ counter made national news with his first win since the end of World War II.
Jackson said: “Shooting down Messerschmitts was easy; escaping the clutches of the SS in a concentration camp – a doddle, but trying to get a second favourite to win at Newcastle has proved impossible for the last seven decades.”
Hearing a bookmaker representative talk about ‘floods of money’ for the 11-10 favourite Wunder Tripe, Jackson took their advice, staking £30 of his army pension on a Quickslip in his local Mugbet shop.
However, the centurion who suffers from cataracts ticked the wrong selection.
Instead of backing ‘No. 2’, the grandad of seventeen ticked ‘No.12’, 10-1 outsider Jimmy Jumpsuit – second string stablemate to the favourite - who duly romped in by a distance.
Riot
Keith Vim from Mugbet said: “The old git shouldn’t have got paid out. However, because we didn’t want a riot we gave him his winnings. As a compromise he’s banned from every shop in the world with immediate effect.”
Jackson said: “I always thought ‘treat betting as a bit of fun’ meant losing your arse. They wanted me to back the favourite, so I did - but I got the numbers muddled up.”
“I was going to treat my grand kids, but winners are really hard to come by, so I’m getting Champagne and strippers instead.”
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