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Steward tells trainers explanation noted Steward tells trainers explanation noted
Racing6 days ago

Steward confirms ‘explanation noted’ really means ‘f*ck off’

‘Explanation noted’ is secret code for stewards telling trainers ‘we weren’t born yesterday mate’. Steward Keith Vim said: “Explanation noted...

Bookmakers1 week ago

Supermarkets to prevent punters from buying groceries

Supermarkets have teamed up with bookmakers to stop winning punters from shopping in their stores. Mugbet bookmakers have teamed up...

shed-dwelling gambler living in an abandoned riverside chalet downsized sixteen times shed-dwelling gambler living in an abandoned riverside chalet downsized sixteen times
Punters1 week ago

Help for Shed-Dwelling Gambler who Downsized 16 times

Community activists have launched a campaign to help a shed-dwelling gambler who downsized 16 times and is now living in...

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Betting2 weeks ago

Non-triers and swerving jockeys to spice up virtual racing

Non-triers, runners taking wrong courses and swerving jockeys will make Virtual racing more realistic. Virtual racing is to become ‘a...

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Betting Shops2 weeks ago

Punter flummoxed by friendly betting shop staff

A punter was totally baffled when a friendly betting shop staff member said “hello”. When unemployed dog punter Gareth Timms,...

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Punters2 weeks ago

Racing fans baffled over adverts NOT showing payday loans or funerals

New adverts NOT showing PPI, payday loans or funerals have caused meltdown among racing fans Gareth Timms’ blew a fuse...

Deranged gambler who played ‘punishment roulette’ with bookmaker walks free Deranged gambler who played ‘punishment roulette’ with bookmaker walks free
Bookmakers3 weeks ago

Deranged gambler who played ‘punishment roulette’ with bookmaker walks free

A failed gambler who played ‘punishment roulette’ with his bookmaker has walked free from court

Mystery deepens as 'bookie-runner' St Bernard dog Gareth Timms disappears with cash Mystery deepens as 'bookie-runner' St Bernard dog Gareth Timms disappears with cash
Betting3 weeks ago

Mystery deepens as ‘bookie-runner’ dog disappears with cash

Missing for three days, St Bernard Gareth Timms’ time-stamp machine was found in a ditch

Bookmakers3 weeks ago

Area 51 to host Secret UK Barrier Trials

Only Area 51 guards, aliens living on the complex and bookmakers will be privy to the hushed-up UK 'training races'.

Racecourses4 weeks ago

Horse-fearing criminals to work as White Flag Men

Petty criminals sh*t scared of horses will complete their community service punishment as a white flag operator 50-hour community service...

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