‘Explanation noted’ is secret code for stewards telling trainers ‘we weren’t born yesterday mate’. Steward Keith Vim said: “Explanation noted is our secret code for ‘you’re...
Community activists have launched a campaign to help a shed-dwelling gambler who downsized 16 times and is now living in an abandoned riverside chalet Measures are...
Non-triers, runners taking wrong courses and swerving jockeys will make Virtual racing more realistic. Virtual racing is to become ‘a more realistic betting product’ by having...
A punter was totally baffled when a friendly betting shop staff member said “hello”. When unemployed dog punter Gareth Timms, 49, visited his local Mugbet betting...
New adverts NOT showing PPI, payday loans or funerals have caused meltdown among racing fans Gareth Timms’ blew a fuse over wholesome racing channel adverts that...
A failed gambler who played ‘punishment roulette’ with his bookmaker has walked free from court
Missing for three days, St Bernard Gareth Timms’ time-stamp machine was found in a ditch
Only Area 51 guards, aliens living on the complex and bookmakers will be privy to the hushed-up UK 'training races'.
Race horse Jimmy Jumpsuit has come to the conclusion that all humans are f*cking stupid Jimmy Jumpsuit, a 5yo bay gelding horse said: “Humans are stupid...
Jockey Alf Archer was sacked for not swerving into other riders, it has emerged. Finishing second, popular jockey Alf Archer was sacked as retained rider to...
Professional Layabout Ricky Tibbs gives practical advice for how to deal with losing runs. A lot of you have written in asking me how to deal...
Virtual racing results are actually determined by a man captured in 2003 and forced to press buttons all day in a floating booth in the North...
‘Winning money on horses is easy’ a total romancer has claimed. Romancer Gareth Timms, 41, from Hertfordshire says winning money is so easy that he can...
New rules for television hosts in betting shops will see female presenters wear a bikini and their male counterparts shirtless with a bow tie to reinvigorate...
A local ‘Samaritan’ has been banned from betting shops everywhere in the world for smashing up local emporiums in Exeter and Torquay. Banned from all betting...
Supermarkets have teamed up with bookmakers to stop winning punters from shopping in their stores. Mugbet bookmakers have teamed up with big supermarkets to prevent winning...
Petty criminals sh*t scared of horses will complete their community service punishment as a white flag operator 50-hour community service – for offences like littering, shoplifting,...
‘Explanation noted’ is secret code for stewards telling trainers ‘we weren’t born yesterday mate’. Steward Keith Vim said: “Explanation noted...
Supermarkets have teamed up with bookmakers to stop winning punters from shopping in their stores. Mugbet bookmakers have teamed up...
Community activists have launched a campaign to help a shed-dwelling gambler who downsized 16 times and is now living in...
Non-triers, runners taking wrong courses and swerving jockeys will make Virtual racing more realistic. Virtual racing is to become ‘a...
A punter was totally baffled when a friendly betting shop staff member said “hello”. When unemployed dog punter Gareth Timms,...
New adverts NOT showing PPI, payday loans or funerals have caused meltdown among racing fans Gareth Timms’ blew a fuse...
A failed gambler who played ‘punishment roulette’ with his bookmaker has walked free from court
Missing for three days, St Bernard Gareth Timms’ time-stamp machine was found in a ditch
Only Area 51 guards, aliens living on the complex and bookmakers will be privy to the hushed-up UK 'training races'.
Petty criminals sh*t scared of horses will complete their community service punishment as a white flag operator 50-hour community service...
